MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST VIDEO I’VE SEEN ALL YEAR
EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM
KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY
SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS
BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IVE HEARD ABOUT IT
You know what I’m grateful for? That they never made movie covers for the Harry Potter books. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that?
cybersyncing said: ok but hear me out: The Hobbit where everything is the same except Bilbo has the personality of Martin Freeman
*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it
I absolutely have not downloaded all of the HTTYD tv series and spent all weekend watching it, along with the movies and specials.
Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange.
"friend": the first and last time.
things i used to laugh at
- actual jokes
things i laugh at now
- yard sard
Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon, Cressida Cowell) —
Yeah, I’m just gonna watch How To Train Your Dragon again for the thousandth time
Taking a moment from lawn-mowing to talk about Blake.
The poor girl’s been worried about the loss of innocent lives from the very first day we met her on that train—protesting to Adam about how he was going to kill people if he blew up the train. Ultimately, she couldn’t go through with it, and this led to her abandoning the White Fang and putting her own life at risk while striking out into the unknown.
Now she’s witnessing the beginning of a war. A war in which people will die.
And she has friends on both sides of this war.
If the White Fang rises up and is crushed, then people she’s know since she was a child are going to die. Adam is going to die, people who fed her are going to die, the man who helped to paint her sign is going to die, the people who gave her the bow are going to die. Best-case scenario, they’re imprisoned or just return to the miserable lives they knew before, now with extra misery.
If the White Fang strikes and they strike successfully, though, then her classmates are going to die. Her new friends are going to be in danger, the peaceful resolution she’d hoped for since she was born is going to be an impossibility, and she might find herself alone again—if not dead.
Everyone she cares about is at risk of being killed, and she wants nothing more than to stop it.
"Take it easy", everyone says. "It’s just a dance," they say.
NOPE. NOT TO BLAKE.
BECAUSE IT WAS ASKED OF ME
THE UNFORTUNATE SAGA OF TIS UNFORTUNATE
like actually one of those happened and someone startled me and i ripped some stiches on my skirt
also can anyone do me a favour and find the original creator of tis unfortunate? (like the first image) bc i want to credit them for this like seriously