cat: places paw tentatively on boob
cat: presses paw down on boob
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs
They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
Disney fans trying to explain the difference between Rapunzel/Anna/Elsa/Honey Lemon’s designs like:
walking a drunk friend like
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
tbh asexual/aromantic representation is super fucking important because i didnt know what aromantacy was until about six months ago and im 18, almost 19 years old. i thought something was so fucking wrong with me. i forced myself into romantic relationships and lied to the people i cared about just to try and fix myself and ended up hurting them and ruining a lot of friendships in the process. if you dont think ace/aro representation is important then i dont have time for you.
sometimes I can whip out a sweet essay in two hours and sometimes it takes me four tries to spell prevalent
It’s called fall because everything is falling… leaves, temperature, bank account, gpa, self esteem
the timeless mantra of long-distance friendships:
me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail
internet relationships are bad and teens need to be told the facts. you may think you know someone online, but essentially what youre going on is a very extensively researched blind date. ive heard too many stories of people flying down to meet their long distance significant other of several years only to find out within four hours that they had been dating a lizard person in a human flesh suit, and were subsequently taken aboard the mothership and never heard from again.